Not in the car!!

It's been a while since I've written anything in our blog, but I feel compelled to address an issue that affects many of our male readers. Farding. Many of our manly concerns could be completely resolved or even be made non-issues if women would just curb or learn how to time their farding properly. We could severely limit female motorist accidents and maybe even get to events in a timely and unhurried manner if women would just fard at home with plenty of time to finish instead of farding in the car- and how rude can you be if others are present in the vehicle?!?! Like this morning on our way to church (of all places!) Bethany decides to fard at least half of the way there.
Now many of you might be wondering why am I throwing my lovely wife of five years under the bus like this? It's simple: farding is a distraction that gets in the way of good conversation, and heaven help the freeways if she is doing it while driving. Now farding as opposed to a similar issue many women have with men (and NOT to be confused) is defined by Webster's as: "To paint (the face) with cosmetics."
Here is a common farding kit (the very one my wife used this morning):

Guys, tell your ladies in the most polite way that farding will not be tolerated in the car and, if they want to linger on it, they need to get it out of their systems at home.

p.s. Many thanks to Rush Limbaugh for bringing such a serious issue to the table.