Crazy Wife, Crazy Life

Obama's health care plan's got NOTHIN' on my wife! I noticed recently that our 'regular checkups' at various doctors had increased. I even thought it was a great idea when this evening she said, "Tonight at midnight our flex spending account expires. It's use it or lose it, so I'm going to go to wal-mart to pick up a few things." Well, we had some money left over in the account when we decided to stop all fertility treatments and I guess I should have done the math. "A few things"... No big deal!

One patron there asked her if she was going to another COUNTRY with all the medicine, but most just looked at her like she was some crazy Pepto-Bismol-Band-Aid-Thermometer-Cough-Drop FREAK!!! Also needless to say, we have enough 'Desitin' to keep our baby's bottom rash-free through college. The clerk also put a halt on her Delsym which is funny because we're totally teetotalers! Anna, Bethany's cousin, ran to the school supply section to get a calculator to keep a running total as the two of them went through the personal care section throwing things into their cart. After all was said and done, there was a total of 126 items on her receipt... We're going to need a bigger medicine cabinet--maybe a medicine pantry!